Me?

mew-squared: In 2009, a man married a video game character In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel...

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:11:24 +0100

In 2009, a man married a video game character

In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower

In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll

Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster

And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin

please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige

m-ignon: dreamboatsandtrenchcoats: Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus Half...

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:05:55 +0100

m-ignon:

dreamboatsandtrenchcoats:

Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus

Half of our generation wouldn’t even understand that

motoasfuck: thiinka: damianwaynesboots: A police officer was...

Fri, 24 May 2013 13:19:19 +0100

motoasfuck:

thiinka:

damianwaynesboots:

A police officer was killed this week here in Arizona. Today is his daughter’s kindergarten graduation, and because he couldn’t be there, the rest of the force showed up to represent him.

hystericpink: New favourite image ever.

Fri, 24 May 2013 08:13:41 +0100

hystericpink:

New favourite image ever.

that girl should have been a mansion: drunkswan: carolinesavictim: drunkswan: carolinesavictim: trying to...

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:37:37 +0100

that girl should have been a mansion: drunkswan: carolinesavictim: drunkswan: carolinesavictim: trying to...:

drunkswan:

carolinesavictim:

drunkswan:

carolinesavictim:

trying to figure out how to express to my favourite teacher how much i appreciate her is hard

i don’t want to sound stupid in this card but i also want her to know how much of an impact she’s made on my life

Is…

I don’t actually think shes that much of a good teacher to be honest.

carolinesavictim: drunkswan: carolinesavictim: trying to figure out how to express to my...

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:34:37 +0100

carolinesavictim:

drunkswan:

carolinesavictim:

trying to figure out how to express to my favourite teacher how much i appreciate her is hard

i don’t want to sound stupid in this card but i also want her to know how much of an impact she’s made on my life

Is that to George?

yep! i got one for rachel too, they’re both pretty big if you/anyone else wants to sign them as well :)

Awesome :D

I figured it wouldnt be rachel that was your favourite teacher. not after the les miz argument :P

carolinesavictim: trying to figure out how to express to my favourite teacher how much i appreciate...

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:28:57 +0100

carolinesavictim:

trying to figure out how to express to my favourite teacher how much i appreciate her is hard

i don’t want to sound stupid in this card but i also want her to know how much of an impact she’s made on my life

Is that to George?

"On Periods: Let’s put this shit to bed right now: Women don’t lose their minds when they have..."

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:26:55 +0100

“On Periods: Let’s put this shit to bed right now: Women don’t lose their minds when they have period-related irritability. It doesn’t lower their ability to reason; it lowers their patience and, hence, tolerance for bullshit. If an issue comes up a lot during “that time of the month,” that doesn’t mean she only cares about it once a month; it means she’s bothered by it all the time and lacks the capacity, once a month, to shove it down and bury it beneath six gulps of willful silence.”

- Shakesville: Feminism 101 (via minevras)

ohfuckyeahcillianmurphy: In Time, 2011

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:04:53 +0100

ohfuckyeahcillianmurphy:

In Time, 2011

psilentasincjelli: If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:34:41 +0100

psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

that girl should have been a mansion: jamvert: juliorichterr: One time I saw a post accusing asexuals of...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:42:56 +0100

that girl should have been a mansion: jamvert: juliorichterr: One time I saw a post accusing asexuals of...:

jamvert:

juliorichterr:

One time I saw a post accusing asexuals of forcing their sexuality into other people’s faces

and I feel like there should be a blog of aces doing that

Asexually doing laundry in public

Casually leaning against a wall in a non-sexual manner

So much asexuality…

melifair: thewriterchick: sweet-bitsy: breanieswordvomit: caf...

Thu, 23 May 2013 09:13:11 +0100

melifair:

thewriterchick:

sweet-bitsy:

breanieswordvomit:

caffeinated-zombie:

So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me.

I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt

I’M SO HAPPY

The duck on his butt tho

Best :D

penguinfaery: laughingsquid: Little Girl Dressed as Marvel...

Thu, 23 May 2013 09:05:47 +0100

penguinfaery:

laughingsquid:

Little Girl Dressed as Marvel Comics Legend Stan Lee

this is the best picture in history.

adriofthedead: zachariegomez: i cant believe we share a...

Thu, 23 May 2013 09:00:29 +0100

adriofthedead:

zachariegomez:

i cant believe we share a website with these people

i cant believe we share a planet with these people

1atula: elsenliberator: Pros to naming your future child “Yeehaw”: You get to have a kid named...

Thu, 23 May 2013 08:58:40 +0100

1atula:

elsenliberator:

Pros to naming your future child “Yeehaw”:

You get to have a kid named fucking Yeehaw

Cons:

absolutely no drawbacks name your kid Yeehaw

also a pro: being able to angrily yell yeehaw at the top of your lungs in public places whenever your child misbehaves

egobus: Brave is a very emotional movie for Clint

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:40:59 +0100

egobus:

Brave is a very emotional movie for Clint

I had a geology exam today. It rocked.

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:14:45 +0100

I had a geology exam today. It rocked.

tomhiddlesbitch: things that need a movie: hawkeye black widow new hulk Things that are getting a...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:28:13 +0100

tomhiddlesbitch:

things that need a movie:

hawkeye

black widow

new hulk

Things that are getting a movie

angry birds

high-functioningginger: The angel Castiel was much distressed, for he sought the lord God yet knew...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:25:07 +0100

high-functioningginger:

The angel Castiel was much distressed, for he sought the lord God yet knew not where to search.

The Righteous Man perceived this and said in jest “Seek the lord God in the land of New Mexico, for I hear he is on a tortilla”

But, lo, the angel Castiel did not understand this jest and gave consideration to the Righteous Man’s suggestion.

Then he spake and said “Nay, he resides not on any flat-bread” and an awkward silence did fall.

Chuck 5:02

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:39:43 +0100